Man! It feels like it's been fooooooreva since the Lakers have played! Here's hoping the time off did them some good. We are Lakers through and through, but come on people... Lamar deserved the suspension, he was being a tad bit out of control, let's stop pretending it was innocent? Welcome to 2008 boys.
Tip Off
Derek,
1st Quarter
11:25 The bench looks mighty thin tonight.
11:12 Shirtwatch: Luke Walton
Dalembert - we just like saying that out loud. Typing it doesn't have the same effect =/
9:30 Andrew "Hustleman" Bynum!
7:48 Bye Luke.
6:36 RONNY!!!
Not to be haters or anything buuuuut, how many times are we gonna discuss the development of Hustleman?
5:01 The Extra Pass always works.
4:28 Unless that happens?
2:40 Shirtwatch: Andrew Bynum - but he gets a free pass for that throw down a second ago.
This may be the earliest we've ever ever seen Javaris. Woohoo!
34-26 Shotblockers
2nd Quarter
Celeb camera time... hey, wait a minute, where's Britney?
11:30 Jordan with the gold touch. We have no idea what that means, we just like talking about Jordan.
10:09 Phew! That one was close like 4 times in a row.
Woah! J.Critt, we weren't ready for that! Do it again... do it again!
8:57 Ronny?
What are the chances the shoes and the floor were intentionally manufactured to make that squeak-squeak sound as often as possible?
7:49 The Trev brings it home. Gosh he's good!
6:19 Looks like Kwame just bought himself a break.
5:54 "Fuck!" Don't be mad Jordan, you're still our Hero.
5:33 J.Critt gets Ronny into his first dance routine of the night.
3:56 We shan't comment on Luke's play so far - no need to curse it.
3:36 Someone tell Derek this is not the place to practice daddy and me ballet moves.
3:17 Round of applause for Mr. Crittenton!
64-40 Lakers!!
Half Time
We don't really have much to say, the game has spoken for itself so far. Brilliant. Let's hold on for the rest of the night okay? On a different note, some people have come to view us as alcoholics, so this year we've resolved to drink less... in 2009. We need wine refills.
3rd Quarter
11:14 Kobe isn't napping after the break.
10:07 The Sixers should probably learn how to babysit the Lakers a little better.
8:56 Semi-circle ball passing, our favorite!
6:37 Someone must have taken a match to D.Fish.
Nutmegged! Ultimate humiliation.
3:41 Luke and Vitti chatting... that can't be too good.
3:08 Andrew? We were gonna call this a shirtwatch until he pulled down his shorts on the court for a tuck in.
Mihm makes his traditional game day appearance.
1:13 J to J and everyone's smiling tonight.
1:00 So yeah, people are getting dinner tonight. No doubt.
Jordan plays volleyball?
96 -68 More of the same
4th Quarter
12:00 Ladies and gentlemen say hello to Coby Karl!
Hmmmmm?
Trevor is like our own personal janitor.
6:32 Jordan Farmar will you marry us?
4:35 J.Critt!
Smart ball playing all around. "What a start to the weekend."
3:22 Damn, we thought Karl was gonna get himself a 12 trillion tonight. We're not really against him, we just thought it might be so - and we don't like being wrong.
1:23 Coby is a bit over-eager to do anything and everything all the time.
9.3 Pretty sure they took a quick vote and gave that to Coby Karl. That's teamwork my friends. THAT'S TEAMWORK!
124-93 I love L.A.
Bake 'em away toys!
Final Comments
Did everyone get on the board tonight? Yep, these kids defined teamwork tonight by kicking their stars to the curb for the 4th quarter. Most importantly... tacos all around!
The "Who?" award of the night: Lamar Odom. The Lakers forgot to remember that he was missing tonight.
The You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth? award of the night: Jordan Farmar for saying the F word on television (mostly we just want to point out that we saw it on TV cause that's funny).
The Interview Of The Night award: Ronny Turiaf because we love his accent almost as much as we love him begging for some tacos. Seriously? Give the men some tacos already! And Javaris Crittenton for being such a humble being.
Our player of the night: Javaris Crittenton: He pretty much threw his own 'Welcome to Los Angeles' party tonight during the most significant hardwood outing of his life so far. Welcome J, welcome.
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