Where old rivalries finally come back to life!
There are so many decisions to make tonight, to watch FSN or FSNPT? To drink or not to drink? To be sad that Luke's not playing (likely) or to be happy that The Trev is kicking ass as a starter? It's enough to make your head hurt. Never fear, we're gonna be here doing what we do best... making stupid comments on the game that you probably don't even care about (but it gives us something to go back to and laugh about at a later date and time). This ain't your old high school rivalry folks... this is THE BUSINESS!
We flipped a coin and are going to watch FSNPT and record FSN for later viewing should we so choose!
Tip Off
KB, LO, AB, TA, DF
1st Quarter
9:15 D. Fish with some free throws in his hot pants - we're pretty sure his are the shortest out there - we just now recovered from them taking off the warm ups.
7:14 Lamar we can't have this tonight.
Aaaaaaaaaand we just saw Trevor's socks. Could this get any better?
5:17 Speaking of Trevor - he's a little ball of energy tonight isn't he?
4:29 The free throw line needs to be examined tonight - there's clearly something wrong with it.
2:54 Did Perkins just get a T for staring at Drew? Awesome!
Even the Laker Girls are in the 80's spirit tonight.
1:08 The refs are handing out T's like they are going out of style.
28.5 They are playing hard tonight judging from the sweat dripping from their faces.
5.9 Every time a new guy gets off the bench we start our laughing all over again at the "shorts".
0.0 Ronny doesn't always do a lot but when he does do what he does do it's brilliant!
30-23 Celtics
2nd Quarter
10:41 J. Critt is in already? Could this mean no more human victory cigar status for him?
9:35 Just call Trevor The Hustleman.
6:55 JORDAN! No pushing!
6:36 Scalabrine just checked in... now we're not really up on other teams and their players but we read enough to know that this guy should make us laugh and um, we did.
5:35 We've got the spirit, but somehow we're just not following through :(
Kevin Garnett doesn't look like a dude who would be named Kevin Garnett.
4:46 How long has Radman been in the game? He's already racking up non helpful stats.
It feels like Kobe's already turned to desperation shooting.
3:13 We all know that was a total make up call for not fouling Drew on making KG bleed... such transparency.
Luke gets to play after all, let's see if our theory about his bounce back efficiency** is true...
2:15 So far it's a yes for the Walton Theory.
23.8 If we have to see one more dude "adjust his shorts" we're gonna fall over.
Not quite as awesome as an 0.4 but D.Fish just brought it with the 1.4 or whatever it was to bring us to...
53-45 Capris
Half Time
Ask (complain) and ye shall receive - Hot Pants > Capris. Always. Period. In fact, we're so amused by the hot pants that we aren't even mad that we're losing (yet). The whole court side view concept is interesting but boring as hell. It's not "just like being at the game" for a few reasons. 1 being that we didn't interview any celebrities last time we were sitting court side at the game - even though, ironically, we were standing in the media section. 2 being that there's actually much more to look at when you are there. And 3 being that while you can hear the fans screaming on TV it's way off in the distance making the broadcast eerily quiet. We do want to say one thing and then forget we ever even thought it - we wish we were Celtics fans because their fan apparel is cute and fun/easy to accessorize. Maybe the boys will pat each other on the ass a few times in the locker room and they'll get over their fear of being in public in the shocker pants/ man panties/ whatever else you wanna call them.
27,000 people in downtown Los Angeles right this very moment.
3rd Quarter
They changed! With this development we're not going to be happy if they lose. Losing is only acceptable if they are wearing the man panties.
11:29 So far the long shorts aren't helping... pretty sure they just didn't bring their A game with them to STAPLES.
10:02 Shirt watch on Lamar.
9:55 Trevor "The Slasher" Ariza according to Joel and Stu.
7:32 Aaaargh!
6:22 Ronny workin' the DDR off the bench. We seriously hope he goes to his local arcade and schools all the little Jr. High School kids who think they're hot shit.
5:10 Did Luke hear us talking about him and his bounce back efficiency? Holler!
3:17 Doc better call a time out cause the Lakers are about to start steam rolling his boys.
2:11 Are you kidding???
1:30 The losers at the Special Olympics could officiate this game better than these refs.
12.0 "Indecision by Luke Walton".
We're not down by that much - we have 1 quarter to clean this shit up.
4th Quarter
9:36 We saw that coming from the 1st quarter... night night Andrew, sleep tight, don't let the bench bugs bite.
8:49 Some of the things (including that miss) we've seen tonight from the boys in our favorite colors are just unbelievable.
7:57 J. Critt leaves teenageacy behind tomorrow.
6:27 We're not really sure what just happened in the past couple of seconds. We're almost ready to turn this game off.
5:18 Okay so it's only charging if the Lakers do it, if the Celtics do it it's okay... is that how this works?
2:57 Yeah Lamar you guys aren't gonna win this now so you may as well go start some shit, just don't turn it into The Malice @ The Palace okay?
2:22 They are trying to kill Jordan.
Can the Celtics stop making out with each other on their bench please? Or can FSN at least stop airing it?
46.6 Can you guys please just clean it up so we don't get bent over the knee and spanked?
31.1 I guess that's a no?
110-91 Meh!
Final Comments
Okay, we're only half pissed that we didn't win this one. At least we got a hearty laugh throughout the first quarter? Actually watching the "highlights" right now we're still laughing hysterically. If Jesus loved us like they said in that song we sang in Sunday school years ago, he'd make the shorts come back at least once this season, just cause.
** The Luke Walton Bounce Back Theory is that it takes him an average of 4 games to bounce back (to being an effective player) after missing any amount of games with his ever present ankle injuries. He usually just goes out on the floor and puddleducks around during his first couple of games back.
Award time:
The "Hey, there's that guy" award of the night: Rick Fox steals it from Mihm in part because... seriously where has he been? Also because we didn't even get a screen shot of Mihm tonight so we couldn't effectively say, "Hey! There's that guy..." about him.
The Shortest Shorts Ever award of the night: Derek Fisher. Dude! Those things were teener.
Comment of the night: Joel or Stu (we forgot already): "My ankle's sore but I can stroke it." Providing us with the thoughts in Luke's head after a big 3, but read it out of context and you'll understand it better.
Our player of the night: The Hot Pants. No joke, those things were awesome. They are going to keep us giggling all night long and the reaction from the crowd was just enough to make us wish this was college ball so that we'd get a true celebration. Plus,
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