79 (Lakers vs. Clippers)

What is being called (for the Clips) The Nightmare at Staples part deux is set to tip off tonight. No since beating a dead horse with a large stick or anything but, here's hoping this one is not as boring as the first one.

A word before the game
Barack's the president (elect, although not officially yet), we're jealous of the first daughters like you wouldn't believe, Andrew's shoulder is just fine, and it's another of the best of the best of L.A. only this time the home crowd will be cheering for the real home team. Oooooh who are we kidding? We're so obsessed with the new presidency that we can't even control oursleves and doubt we have much to say about basketball, but here's hoping. Happy almost birthday Lamar!

Starting Lineup
Kobes, Drew, Fish, Pau, Vlad

1st Quarter
Andrew takes the tip easily - get used to hearing that one this season.

11:21 Kobe starts the game off right!

9:58 You don't take rebounds from Andrew, ever.

9:34 Drew might make himself our hero tonight, keep an eye out.

Can we give Dunleavy a T and move on with the game already?

It's kinda amazing how changing the color of the floor makes it look like a totally different arena (vs. when it was Clippers home floor).

3:04 Okay, I'll totally admit that we're job hunting in Washington D.C. right now, whats say we just meet back here after halftime?

2:42 Wow Vlad, wow... thank god Fish was on it!

1:52 Pau with the turn over =(

1:27 UCLA!

Awwww, Kobe tells Trevor to relax at the line. So adorable!

52.5 "HEY HEY HEY HEY". Uh, guys... Jordan can't inbound the ball if you're all on the other side of the court.

29-27 Clippers?


2nd Quarter
10:09 Ooooooh snap! Can we have a replay on that? So much going on, people on the floor, Trevor slammin it home, what?

Oh yay! Another pointless celebrity audience interview... bahahahahhahaha - Cole Hamels' voice is awful, I can't even breathe, he sounds like he has a gerbil stuck in his throat that mated with a frog... let's talk about nothing important at all while the game is going on and we'd rather be watching that, sounds good!

7:42 Cole's still rambling on... but why don't they give the big men more room to sit down on the bench? They couldn't find larger chairs?

6:06 Omg Sahsa's headband is out of control right now, he needs to keep a hair dresser on the bench with him... we hear Luke is looking for a job.

Kobe's baby white shoes, never seen the light of pavement. Are those indoor shoes only?

5:13 LA! (That's Trevor if you've not been paying attention)

4:45 Someone just made a comment about how they obviously trust Ariza, yeah I'll say just blindly throwing something up and expecting Trev is going to be there to dump it is is trust.

Might as well JUMP! Go ahead and JUMP!

Ooooookay, what is the deal with the NBA election results? Is this supposed to be hilarious.

51-47 Clippers still


Halftime
Reeeeeeeeegroup!


3rd Quarter
Okay, I think we've gotten our job hunting out of our system. Lets focus on the game...

10:51 He was a baller, a shot staller, we call Andreeeeeew.

10:24 Ooooooh snap yo! Derek and Kaman are "having words". Why did Bynum get a T? What are we missing here? Jeeeeesus, he got T'd for coming to the aide of a teammate. Loves it!

9:53 Radman lets the entirety of the Clipper floor run passed him before he sends the ball up to the rim.

Can we stop referring to a player's lenght as some living thing? Please?

7:57 Holla!

6:32 This ain't gymnasties Derek, but nice hustle.

Drew's kinda secretly on fire tonight.

3:28 Even though they're winning right now the Clippers don't look very good out there.

2:22 Vlad you can't sit on the Clippers bench.

I just remembered this from the first half but at one point Lamar was doing some reindeer type of run where he was "running" but taking stunted steps. What the heck?

Uh, not sure what the score was but I'm pretty sure we were leading! Finally!!


4th Quarter
9:49 Farmlife!

Woah, where'd Walton go? Haha, that's like Where's Waldo. I smell a new game developing. Details later... but he was in the game for a sec right?

9:19 Lamar gets the calm down stick. CALM DOWN!

8:19 Guys, we can't let the Clippers win this ok? I don't care if they have a better team than they've ever had, it's still embarassing.

Oh crap we forgot to set our picks for the Lakers Fantasy Game =(

6:38 Irrelevant but Jordan is bright red right now.

6:12 Oh snap, just when we thought we were going to be giving the POTN award to someone else J missed his shot, picks up his own rebound and goes and drops it in. Hmmm, might he be campaigning for a streak?

5:45 It's a litte late to be showing up, but I guess it's better late than never?

4:20 That's fuckin' teamwork!

3:13 OH! LO!

2 minutes. 2 minutes remain in this ball game. But what he really meant was 2 minutes. 2 minutes before the Clippers can go home with another loss.

Oh hey Luke.

41.1 Wow is it empty up in there!

So Lakeshow wins it again. 4-0 Let's see what the scores gonna be...

8.4 Uh.... we can't have Jordan injured so enough of that okay?

106-88 Lake show!



Final Comments
Rick Fox is a broadcasting mess! But we love him even still.

Okay, best thing ever... and if you don't have 24 seconds to watch that video clip... Jordan is doing his post game interview in the locker room and Luke bumps into Jordan on purpose and Jordan comes with comment of the night, "Nice, Walton! Way to play 3 minutes tonight!" Nevermind his back pedal afterwards about him being his homie and all of that garbage, that was the best thing EVER. Good Lord.


Jordan gets to keep his award for that comment alone!

Thank you and Good night =)