75 Lakers vs. Pistons

Not only are they beating people, they are dominating people. Let's see if that continues as they face their first Eastern Conference challengers.

A word before the game
This is being typed up in Word and transferred to the internet later. The phone company gets a big fat FAIL for forgetting how to conduct internet service. Upsetting at best. ESPN is no TNT, Heather Cox is a mess and if we have to have national broadcasts, Charles Barkley is preferred. Thanks. Also, Kwame Brown is starting tonight...

1st Quarter
11:15 Kwame gets booed. Where have we seen this before?

9:14 Wow, the P's are off to a good start tonight. This is no time to worry though Laker fans.

Is it okay that every time we see Rasheed we yell out "Neeeeeed for Sheeeeed" because we really want to hear him say something ridiculous like he's so famous for.

7:22 Someone (and by someone we mean no one) dropps AI to the floor and scoots with the ball back down to the other end.

Good lawd, there's an absolute mess going on under the Lakers hoop, not even sure what to call it right now. Just a mess.

6:03 What is the point of rebounding if you're not going to make any shots. Nobody ever looked at the box score and said "wow, those rebounding numbers warrant a win!".

4:47 Kwame lost some weight, that probably won't hlep his stone hands though.

4:12 Ko-be Bryant from Pau Gasol! That's what its supposed to look like out there.

Louisville - totally not pronounced how you think it is.

30.6 UCLA has been in for a while and we haven't seen anything too spectacular.

23-16 Pistons


2nd Quarter
10:57 Allen Iverson flops his way to a Jordan Farmar foul.

10:17 But UC comes back with quite the pass to LA.
And while we're talking about UCLA.. hi Arron! The call him alphabet soup.

7:57 OMGJORDAN!

For the record, Farmar is not equal to Farmer.

6:47 The game finally picks up and by the way LO7 looks good tonight.

6:17 Point made!

5:46 Uh, Pau? Is there something you want to tell us. Or else you can just get off of that guy's butthole.

4:16 Who's basket was that? Pretty sure everyone slammed it home simultaneously.

3:13 With no internet available we're left wondering who the officials are and why they're so foul happy tonight.

That clip of Yao falling down in slow motion never gets old. They really should release a DVD of the besk basketbrawls of the season. We'd pay good money to see those in slow-mo and from all angles.

53-44 Pistons

Halftime
Well, it hasn't been a first half of amazingness, but there hasn't been too much amazingness this season for the Lakers even though they keep winning. Let us see if they come back in the second half playing defense and acting like they know that the ball is supposed to go into the rim and come out of the bottom end. I mean, or not, whichever.

3rd Quarter
11:36 Andrew Bynum with the put back...

11:14 Andrew Bynum wit the block - thats how you start a half.

10:45 Letting Kwame dunk on us is not how you want to start a half.

8:22 Here's an alarming trend: D.Fish likes to spend the first half laying bricks. At least he picks it up in the second half but STILL!

Are the red headbands a requirement for the Pistons? What if you don't want to wear one?

2:54 Now would be the time the Lakers need to make that "oh shit, we're behind" run.

Ok, one quarter left. Time to do big things.

77-62 still the Pistons

4th Quarter
"How mortal does your team look tonight?"
What kind of idiotic questions are these side court interviews with the coaches? Really? Why don't we ask which shoe each player ties up first?

9:46 It's always nice to see someone make up for their mistakes on the next trip down the court.

Who wants to go to All-Star in Phoenix? Nobody? Because Phoenix is an awful place? Got it!

8:03 Oh my god they're gonna lose :(

7:37 Oh great... now we got yellows taking down yellows. Tonight ain't our night. Everybody tie those shoes.

Ok! Warren Sapp of Dancing With The Stars Fame. Who makes this shit up? Pretty sure Warren Sapp is the loudmouth from the NFL. Celeb watch at STAPLES is so boring.

4:31 With that Fisher miss and LO foul, we're officially too sad to comment anymore on this crapfest of a game. We might have some comments tomorrow. This wasn't even a good loss.

3:44 Oh wait, snap! Kobe seems to finally be upset about something or other. Block that shit Kobe!

1:08 Oh cute... KB passed GP in all time scoring.

58.8 Pau Gasol should be shot. Missing freethrows is the most asinine thing about this game. How can that happen?

106-95