Finals, Game 4, Lakers-Celtics

Nervous, straight up and straight down, thats what we are. Nervous. Not that we don't have faith, we've decided to be nervous so the gentlemen don't have to be. Let's get this party started shall we? BTW, we haven't forgotten game 2 at all. We have riotous (no really) stories from HCA over at Staples Center coming soon. Game 3 we didn't see but it's on the DVR for later this summer when theres no basketball in sight. It'll be fun to watch and review that after all is said and done.

Tip off - Nothing out of the ordinary

1st Quarter
My god we love Steve Javie. "I could make love to Steve Javie tonight." He always seems to make correct and fair calls, time for real basketball, not pre-decided bullshit (whether that's true or not).

10:13 Kobe can't be missing these free throws like that. Can't.

9:30 Doc Rivers needs to get it together... or not, either way, but he must know that Javie will give that T without so much as a second thought. Even we know that.

9:04 Rihanna says, "Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum dum". We're not really sure what that means but it sure sounds good with the LO dunk in the background.

7:45 Celtics are looking ticked off.

Doesn't Mbenga look Mbeautiful tonight in his suit? Just sayin'.

6:39 LO on FIYA! In related news Turiaf charged with holding the entire rest of the team on the bench.

6:05 LAMAR FUCKING ODOM! (but make those freethrows huh?)

This is why we pwned the Western Conference... when the other team can't double anybody because everybody is a threat to their individual and collective manhoods.

5:01 Kobe Bryant! Foul or no foul that was AMAZING.

It helps that Boston can't even make uncontested shots. Thank god we have a coach like PB&J, even with this score he find something to scowl about (thats what we need). Timeout!

1:58 Trevor Ariiiiiiiiiiiiiiza! God is it good to see him back.

Pau Pau rubs Jordan's head in lil brudder fashion. We think that's cute. We're also to lazy to link you to anything to help if you don't know what lil brudder is. Just say it out loud or something.

.53 (ish) Eddie was open like a whore house a midnight and still got the miss?

Oh did you hear that? Largest lead in a Finals game 1st Quarter ever... 20 points, if Gasol didn't miss his free throws we could break that record. Here comes Machine.

There it is
35-14 Lakers with the largest lead in NBA history at the end of a 1st Quarter in Finals.



2nd Quarter
11:42 Trevor please call us, we have something for you. We were gonna give you a ball but you just stole one. and then moments later, a put back.

10:08 Luke Walton please study the game of basketball sometime soon.

Trevor is out of control tonight. Pure animal. We like it. No, we LOVE it.

"Saved by who else... Ariza"

8:37 Finally finally finally...

7:03 OH SON! Jordan almost killed it on that one, stupid whistle.

6:45 MACHINE

Sit down Doc, you can't foul Turiaf on that.

The outro clip to commercial ft. Trevor singing is awesome.5 Play it again, play it again.

4:57 A rare no-shoot for Sasha?

Okay lets not let the C*ltics get out of hand here.

Derek working his "what the hell?" face to take us into the commercial break. Yeah, we don't know either Fish.

2:01 Gasol for dat ass!

1:09 Ray Allen for zero.

52.2 Kob don't start actin' up.

9.1 It is kind of weird to watch D Fish standing there dribbling the clock out and not Kobe but he looks good doing it just the same. Gasol and 1.

5.2 Believe it Phil, Radman has no idea what is going on right now. Your favorite Martian?

0.0 THAT'S WHAT JORDAN DOES, THAT'S HIS JOB HIT THAT SHIT AT THE BUZZER.

Lots of points for the Lakers, not so many for the Celtics

Half Time
As much fun as this is, Boston isn't really playing much ball tonight. They can't be giving up on this series. Putting Jordan in for that last play was perfect. But putting Trevor in was just out of this world brilliance. Good work ALL.


3rd Quarter
10:57 That was Kobe's first.

9:35 LO you coulda made that baby... shoulda

Thats enough Celtic injuries. Yes, this one looks serious, but the others? But we do wish him well, nobody wants to see that even if it is a Shamrock.

9:17 PJ Brown with one of those whore house shots. Wide open, just don't wanna go in.

7:07 Damn are we lookin good or what? Everybody is just on it tonight.

"Flea, I'm told from the Red Hot Chili Peppers" Did someone really have to tell him that? National Television...

6:04 Vlad puts it down like it ain't no thang

3:57 4 for Posey, not points, fouls. But can we finish this play?

2:29 Garnett finally getting called for his screens.

Split screen of Doc pacing the floor anxiously and Phil cleaning out his ears. Classic.

Let us not give away our entire lead huh?

73-71 Are you kidding me that the lead for the Lakeshow is only 2 points?


4th Quarter
The unfortunate thing about the Jack In The Box commercial with your embarrassing dad at the Smoothie Joint is that... there was no imagination involved in that, it happens every day. Ew.

11:38 Come on Ronny!

Sasha really needs an Oscar already. Scissor drop-kick from the floor. Precious.

Oh heavens! 73-all.

9:02 75-all

Shit, shit, shit!

We need Kobe to start his head shaking. You know where he walks up and down the court telling the other team "No, you're not winning this tonight." That, we need that. Let's go Lakers.

6:21 L.Odom!

5:47 Farm Life to KB24 and it's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

4:45 OH come on Pau... he's looking a lot like Phil today.

4:06 That sound you just heard was all of California screaming at the same time.

3:13 Are you kidding me?

Can't.breathe.

Honestly we have nothing to say right now. We can't. Must watch intently.


Final Comments
It gets late early - Are.You.Kidding.

And can Paul Pierce stop thinking that God had something to do with this? Thanks.