Because the script is just as great without the movie

LB: WOO! Post season Kobe Bryant! Get excited. Woo!

KB: Uh, LeBron... I am excited ok?

LB: Playoffs baby!

KB: I'm ready for the playoffs.

LB: Woo! Chosen One!

LB: Post. Season. Post seasoooon!

KB: Alright. Post season back atcha.

LB: Woo!

KB: Post season.

LB: Chosen One. Ohio baby! Woo! Akron Ohio baby!

Come on Kobe, let's go down the HIGHWAY!

KB: Ummm...

LB: Get excited! Let's do it! Woo! Twenty dollar Chinese food. Playoffs baby! Plaaaayoffs!

Make some noise. Woooo! Make some noise Kobe. Come on number twenty-fo'. Wooooo! Beef and broccoli.

Here we go! Game time Kobe. Wooo! Gaaaame Time!

Woo! I need a basketball in my hands. Woooo!

KB: Are we done yet?

LB: I'm just gettin' started baby! Yeah, woo! Come oooon! Come on! MVP! Hahahaaaaa.
Yeah... twenty three. Two three. Waaaaa!