We were rooting for the Hornets

San Antonio Spurs

There's something so brilliant about being in the Western Conference Finals. There's something so annoying about facing the Spurs in the WCF:

Tony Parker - We just don't like this guy. We don't want to watch him do interviews and speak to his wife in French. We don't want to watch him fall on the floor (which we know is fake because his wife called him out on it) like his spine just got broken into 98037438 pieces when a gust of air hits him from some Laker running down the court.

Tim Duncan - We don't care to look at his Duncan-Face.
Actually, we're pretty sure nobody wants to look at it. We vote, every time he makes that face he has to spend a full 2 possessions by his own team looking at his own face in a mirror attached to his shoes.

Texas - We hate the entire state and a majority of the people in it. Sorry, there are some genuinely great people unfortunate enough to be from or in Texas and we don't completely fault you for that, but as many times as we've been to Texas there is absolutely NO convincing us that there is anything good about it. Period. If we could give Texas back to Mexico we'd do it ourselves. Gift wrapped with a large bow. Of course that's more than Texas deserves, we should just post her on Craigslist... "Take her, she's yours. You provide transportation."

Eva Longoria - Or Eva Longoria-Parker as she would have us say out loud. Look, we're down for the celeb cam during time outs or whatever, but this woman has nothing to do with basketball. Stop interviewing her during, before and after the games. We've never heard her say a single thing noteworthy about the game. Oh, wait, unless we're counting the time when she said that TP fakes injuries on the court. If we were Spurs fans we'd try to get rid of her on Craigslist as well. In fact, unless we are allowed to bring card board cut outs of her to hold up while TP shoots free throws, she's irrelevant.

Silver, Black & White - Raise your hand if you have the most boringest uniform in the history of Western Civilization... ::all SAS players raise their hands::


Aside from all of that... bring it on. We're ready to get our shouting on!