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Sunday, March 2, 2008

Lakers vs. Mavericks

A word before the game:
National television. Delayed start of the game or simply missing the beginning? Time to start a new winning streak, and not let the announcers get on our nerves. Let's see if the Kidd is worth anything. Ready, set, go!

Tip Off
Bryant, Fisher, Gasol, Odom, Walton
Damn, we've missed those Sunday Night (afternoon?) Whites!


1st Quarter
10:53 Fisher still not hot.

9:53 STEAL!

9:39 How is that a jump ball? Pretty sure Luke had it on lockdown.

7:44 Lamar... It's a FREEthrow, take it!

If Luke can't take it away, Derek will. Good enough for us.

We're for Lakers all the way, but the Mavs would be wise to not foul Fish in the act of shooting, haven't the noticed he can't sink em?

3:49 Dresswatch: #4

1:53 That's what we need to see!!!

Standing ovation in the first quarter? This could be epic.

1:11 J. FARM! Remember how this is only his sophomore season? Is that real?

50.0 NBA refs, making games less enjoyable since 1983

29 -23 Lakers


2nd Quarter
11:22 We're gonna start issuing out fines for freethrows missed, since they obviously don't appreciate the meaning of the word free.

9:39 The rebound merry-go-round. Somebody stop this ride we wanna get off!!!

Rather surprising fact: Violet Palmer hasn't pissed us off yet.

7:21 Damn... get back on the court man. Vujacic for the make!

6:11 Looks like the throw it in and run out of bounds is gonna be his new shot.

Here's the problem with national TV... they have to keep talking about the same stuff that happened months ago...

5:23 Everybody is on their feet again. =)

4:22 DAMN! That was a straight shot to the eye! Flagrant!!

MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP
MAKE BOTH SHOTS MAKE BOTH SHOTS MAKE BOTH SHOTS

2:20 Is that the first one for Fisher in like 9738473908 games?

1:09 Luuuuuuuuuke

2.2 Is Kobe really working for the Technical foul limit?
"Come on muh'fuckah" <-- yeah, we heard you.

50-47 Lakers


Half Time
Maintain focus. This game is too close for the 3rd Quarter collapse gentlemen.
Kinda boring without Bill Walton in studio running his mouth. Get well Bill!


3rd Quarter
11:10 Violet Palmer is not VERY GOOD. Thanks.

Luke Walton lines up the nothing.

8:something White boy!!

6:06 Arena wide argument time.

ABC is doing an injury round up. What happened to That Guy? You know... the undisputed winner of the "Hey, there's that guy" award... Chris Mihm.

3:19 Okay, we're just as mad as Kobe at this point. Where's Violet Palmer with her world class officiating? Huh?

2:35 Emotions run high this afternoon. "Fuck that!" - L. Odom.

This ain't the NFL

Lamar is about to blow a fuse.

1:11 Kidd just got OWNED by Ronny.

6 of 22?
68-65


4th Quarter
Time to bring it home gents.

8:14 Oh shit! Jordan and Jason Terry... Jordan is okay thankfully, but we still hat to see other players get hurt.

7:58 Oh snap, look who's officially been voted out of his injury related slump.

There goes your boy! (Not lookin' too happy over there on the bench)

6:38 It's Kobe show time.
Holla Holla

6:08 Always count on Pau... always.

Crowd is at full throat, so are we.

4:13 J. Farm saves it and gives it Kobe, Kobe goes to WORK.

Too much action to type.

2:08 Bullshit

28.5 kdajfdkajkljelkjoi3987u3hfdkafuajfasfjoi

6.9 wHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

6.1 MVP

2.0 We're going to OT, believe it.

93?

OT1
Sasha!

Kobe!

Phil's out of his chair, let's get it done boys.

Another rebound merry-go-round.

Are they jersey-poppin' at each other on the freethrow setup? Haha, brilliant.

IF THEY JUST STAT CURSED HIM, WE ARE GOING TO KILL

He did NOT just miss that?
108-104

Final Comments
Hoooooly shit was that a game?

We're quite speechless right now. Who can we award for what?
Luke for being much improved but then it's canceled out by the foul out.
Everybody gets Player of the Night.

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