A word before the game:
National television. Delayed start of the game or simply missing the beginning? Time to start a new winning streak, and not let the announcers get on our nerves. Let's see if the Kidd is worth anything. Ready, set, go!
Tip Off
Bryant, Fisher, Gasol, Odom, Walton
Damn, we've missed those Sunday Night (afternoon?) Whites!
1st Quarter
10:53 Fisher still not hot.
9:53 STEAL!
9:39 How is that a jump ball? Pretty sure Luke had it on lockdown.
7:44 Lamar... It's a FREEthrow, take it!
If Luke can't take it away, Derek will. Good enough for us.
We're for Lakers all the way, but the Mavs would be wise to not foul Fish in the act of shooting, haven't the noticed he can't sink em?
3:49 Dresswatch: #4
1:53 That's what we need to see!!!
Standing ovation in the first quarter? This could be epic.
1:11 J. FARM! Remember how this is only his sophomore season? Is that real?
50.0 NBA refs, making games less enjoyable since 1983
29 -23 Lakers
2nd Quarter
11:22 We're gonna start issuing out fines for freethrows missed, since they obviously don't appreciate the meaning of the word free.
9:39 The rebound merry-go-round. Somebody stop this ride we wanna get off!!!
Rather surprising fact: Violet Palmer hasn't pissed us off yet.
7:21 Damn... get back on the court man. Vujacic for the make!
6:11 Looks like the throw it in and run out of bounds is gonna be his new shot.
Here's the problem with national TV... they have to keep talking about the same stuff that happened months ago...
5:23 Everybody is on their feet again. =)
4:22 DAMN! That was a straight shot to the eye! Flagrant!!
MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP
MAKE BOTH SHOTS MAKE BOTH SHOTS MAKE BOTH SHOTS
2:20 Is that the first one for Fisher in like 9738473908 games?
1:09 Luuuuuuuuuke
2.2 Is Kobe really working for the Technical foul limit?
"Come on muh'fuckah" <-- yeah, we heard you.
50-47 Lakers
Half Time
Maintain focus. This game is too close for the 3rd Quarter collapse gentlemen.
Kinda boring without Bill Walton in studio running his mouth. Get well Bill!
3rd Quarter
11:10 Violet Palmer is not VERY GOOD. Thanks.
Luke Walton lines up the nothing.
8:something White boy!!
6:06 Arena wide argument time.
ABC is doing an injury round up. What happened to That Guy? You know... the undisputed winner of the "Hey, there's that guy" award... Chris Mihm.
3:19 Okay, we're just as mad as Kobe at this point. Where's Violet Palmer with her world class officiating? Huh?
2:35 Emotions run high this afternoon. "Fuck that!" - L. Odom.
This ain't the NFL
Lamar is about to blow a fuse.
1:11 Kidd just got OWNED by Ronny.
6 of 22?
68-65
4th Quarter
Time to bring it home gents.
8:14 Oh shit! Jordan and Jason Terry... Jordan is okay thankfully, but we still hat to see other players get hurt.
7:58 Oh snap, look who's officially been voted out of his injury related slump.
There goes your boy! (Not lookin' too happy over there on the bench)
6:38 It's Kobe show time.
Holla Holla
6:08 Always count on Pau... always.
Crowd is at full throat, so are we.
4:13 J. Farm saves it and gives it Kobe, Kobe goes to WORK.
Too much action to type.
2:08 Bullshit
28.5 kdajfdkajkljelkjoi3987u3hfdkafuajfasfjoi
6.9 wHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
6.1 MVP
2.0 We're going to OT, believe it.
93?
OT1
Sasha!
Kobe!
Phil's out of his chair, let's get it done boys.
Another rebound merry-go-round.
Are they jersey-poppin' at each other on the freethrow setup? Haha, brilliant.
IF THEY JUST STAT CURSED HIM, WE ARE GOING TO KILL
He did NOT just miss that?
108-104
Final Comments
Hoooooly shit was that a game?
We're quite speechless right now. Who can we award for what?
Luke for being much improved but then it's canceled out by the foul out.
Everybody gets Player of the Night.
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Sunday, March 2, 2008
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Lakers @ Cavaliers
A word before the game
This could quite possibly be our last post of the year. We don't want to sound like we love ourselves a lot, but we kind of do so we're going on vacay. Don't worry, we'll still be watching and either cheering for or asking wtf?
We also want to take a moment to be sad for Alonzo Mourning - we're not being sarcastic in this sentence. Now the Heat are going to have to depend on... um, er, we got nothin.
The boys in the TNT studio elfed themselves... we've been doing this all winter long. Please try it, it's frighteningly entertaining. Dance with Kobe.
Tip Off
Kobe Bryant of course, Derek Fisher naturally, Andrew Bynum as expected, LO and Luke! No drinking for us tonight but if you're drinking... turn it up!
1st Quarter
11:43 A foul for KB already? Hmmmmm...
9:13 Senseless foul. Thanks Luke.
8:11 Are we really gonna let them dominate?
6:54 We can't have Kobe missing free throws tonight, just putting that out there.
Because of some fighter jets flying overhead for the past 20 minutes we haven't been able to actually hear the television but imagine our disgust when the air show is over and the announcers are still talking about Kobe vs. LeBron - there are a few other people there ya know.
2:48 Maaaaaaaan you can't stop Kobe. We thought you knew.
1:22 They have cooler in house music than we do. That's not fair!
28 We'll take even.
2nd Quarter
Remember that time we didn't keep our mouth guard tucked into the back of our sweatbands on our heads LeBron?
10:25 Our first "insert players name" to Drew!
We're ashamed to admit we're a little jealous of the Cavs' #17's hair.
3:26 We got distracted trying to find who sings a particular song and somehow ended up on "I got it from my mama". We're sure some basketball has been going on this whole time.
3:06 Luke! It's so nice to see him making baskets these days, even if he does need to fall on the ground right before.
Where awkward moments between teammates getting national airtime happens. (Snow)
1:20 NOT!
32.8 Is Andrew getting emotional? Let's not go down that road again please.
Walton - the go to inbounder - footballs it across the court. Makes absolutely no difference whatsoever we just like talking about football while watching basketball.
Scores somewhere in the 50's for both teams but Lakers are winning and that's the part that counts eh?
Half Time
Is it just us or does Lamar's face look fake? Like he's wearing stage makeup and a wig to look like he's bald.
3rd Quarter
9:54 Luke don't lose your touch! You hear us?
9:36 HAHAHAHAHA. Get up fool.
8:25 Kobe to Drew
We're not looking forward to the extreme road game winter for the Lakers so stop reminding us.
6:18 For reals Lamar? For reals?
We love LO, but whoever just said he's the key to this team makes us laugh, A LOT.
5:07 Luke, we've warned you once. Do not make us turn on you tonight... it's gonna be a long couple of weeks before we can put you back on our cool people list.
4:40 Thank you!
3:42 Goddamn son, somebody go rebound that for us.
3:17 Instead of an And 1 they should just call it a High 5?
.2 We're sure PB&J has a great reason for doing everything he does but is this really a superb time for lineup changes?
78-73 Lakers
4th Quarter
11:00 We're not in love with a tie this late in the game.
9:59 Vujacic for 0!
This just in, the Heat might win a game.
7:47 Holla for Drew!
6:08 Bynum for the "Noooooot!" (that's a block)
3:59 Luke Walton cleans up after himself.
3:11 Serious?
Come on! Let's end this, we have cookies to start baking.
2:00 We definitely don't like our games tied at The Dos.
WHY FISH WHY?
20.7 Shot clock violation.
11.9 If Drew wants to hold our respect for the rest of the season he will make these...
1 - Guess he doesn't
2 - Nope, he doesn't
10.3 Kobe with the "this ball is mine" time out.
Sitting on the edge of our seats at a moment like this, ready to either have happy baking time or mad baking time.
Walton for his famous inbounding...
3.3 What??? No, no, no, no, no. NO. That is simply unjust.
Angry baking it is. Hope these cookies don't taste like Cavaliers and disgust.
3.3 Remarkably still the time, Luke does the inbounding again... aaaaaaaaaand it's all for nothing.
Pack it up gentlemen. Maybe we'll see ya tomorrow night just cause going on vacay with loss doesn't taste good.
Final Comments
We need to lose the whole "let's take the 3rd Quarter off" mentality if we think we're going to do big things this year. And yes, we think we're going to do big things this year. Realistically D.Fish shouldn't have been called on that last foul though - that's just senseless refereeing. We got yo numba ref!
No awards for tonight - we don't have it in us.
Our player of the night: Good question. Pretty lack-luster game, nobody really stood out. Let's just try this again tomorrow shall we?
This could quite possibly be our last post of the year. We don't want to sound like we love ourselves a lot, but we kind of do so we're going on vacay. Don't worry, we'll still be watching and either cheering for or asking wtf?
We also want to take a moment to be sad for Alonzo Mourning - we're not being sarcastic in this sentence. Now the Heat are going to have to depend on... um, er, we got nothin.
The boys in the TNT studio elfed themselves... we've been doing this all winter long. Please try it, it's frighteningly entertaining. Dance with Kobe.
Tip Off
Kobe Bryant of course, Derek Fisher naturally, Andrew Bynum as expected, LO and Luke! No drinking for us tonight but if you're drinking... turn it up!
1st Quarter
11:43 A foul for KB already? Hmmmmm...
9:13 Senseless foul. Thanks Luke.
8:11 Are we really gonna let them dominate?
6:54 We can't have Kobe missing free throws tonight, just putting that out there.
Because of some fighter jets flying overhead for the past 20 minutes we haven't been able to actually hear the television but imagine our disgust when the air show is over and the announcers are still talking about Kobe vs. LeBron - there are a few other people there ya know.
2:48 Maaaaaaaan you can't stop Kobe. We thought you knew.
1:22 They have cooler in house music than we do. That's not fair!
28 We'll take even.
2nd Quarter
Remember that time we didn't keep our mouth guard tucked into the back of our sweatbands on our heads LeBron?
10:25 Our first "insert players name" to Drew!
We're ashamed to admit we're a little jealous of the Cavs' #17's hair.
3:26 We got distracted trying to find who sings a particular song and somehow ended up on "I got it from my mama". We're sure some basketball has been going on this whole time.
3:06 Luke! It's so nice to see him making baskets these days, even if he does need to fall on the ground right before.
Where awkward moments between teammates getting national airtime happens. (Snow)
1:20 NOT!
32.8 Is Andrew getting emotional? Let's not go down that road again please.
Walton - the go to inbounder - footballs it across the court. Makes absolutely no difference whatsoever we just like talking about football while watching basketball.
Scores somewhere in the 50's for both teams but Lakers are winning and that's the part that counts eh?
Half Time
Is it just us or does Lamar's face look fake? Like he's wearing stage makeup and a wig to look like he's bald.
3rd Quarter
9:54 Luke don't lose your touch! You hear us?
9:36 HAHAHAHAHA. Get up fool.
8:25 Kobe to Drew
We're not looking forward to the extreme road game winter for the Lakers so stop reminding us.
6:18 For reals Lamar? For reals?
We love LO, but whoever just said he's the key to this team makes us laugh, A LOT.
5:07 Luke, we've warned you once. Do not make us turn on you tonight... it's gonna be a long couple of weeks before we can put you back on our cool people list.
4:40 Thank you!
3:42 Goddamn son, somebody go rebound that for us.
3:17 Instead of an And 1 they should just call it a High 5?
.2 We're sure PB&J has a great reason for doing everything he does but is this really a superb time for lineup changes?
78-73 Lakers
4th Quarter
11:00 We're not in love with a tie this late in the game.
9:59 Vujacic for 0!
This just in, the Heat might win a game.
7:47 Holla for Drew!
6:08 Bynum for the "Noooooot!" (that's a block)
3:59 Luke Walton cleans up after himself.
3:11 Serious?
Come on! Let's end this, we have cookies to start baking.
2:00 We definitely don't like our games tied at The Dos.
WHY FISH WHY?
20.7 Shot clock violation.
11.9 If Drew wants to hold our respect for the rest of the season he will make these...
1 - Guess he doesn't
2 - Nope, he doesn't
10.3 Kobe with the "this ball is mine" time out.
Sitting on the edge of our seats at a moment like this, ready to either have happy baking time or mad baking time.
Walton for his famous inbounding...
3.3 What??? No, no, no, no, no. NO. That is simply unjust.
Angry baking it is. Hope these cookies don't taste like Cavaliers and disgust.
3.3 Remarkably still the time, Luke does the inbounding again... aaaaaaaaaand it's all for nothing.
Pack it up gentlemen. Maybe we'll see ya tomorrow night just cause going on vacay with loss doesn't taste good.
Final Comments
We need to lose the whole "let's take the 3rd Quarter off" mentality if we think we're going to do big things this year. And yes, we think we're going to do big things this year. Realistically D.Fish shouldn't have been called on that last foul though - that's just senseless refereeing. We got yo numba ref!
No awards for tonight - we don't have it in us.
Our player of the night: Good question. Pretty lack-luster game, nobody really stood out. Let's just try this again tomorrow shall we?
Friday, December 14, 2007
Lakers @ Warriors
A word before the game
Tonight we bring you the voice of many... we're at a viewing party. Pot luck of fine Italian foods, wine and beer. It may get rowdy, we may even forget to write anything at all. We watched the first of the back to backs on mute because who cares. We're definitely playing the Forum Blue Drinking Game. And heeeeeeere we go!
Tip Off
Luke, LO, KB, Drew, D.Fish
1st Quarter
11:30 We let em score on us already?
10:28 Luke dropped it like it was hot... not a good thing when it happens twice.
9:34 There are maybe 14 people here but we may as well be in the arena... we've already had beers dropped from edge of seat screaming/jumping. Not a GSW fan in sight!
5:37 Goddamnit!
Please note the time: this is how far we've made it without having to hear about the summer of discontent. ESPN > TNT, though not by much.
5:24 Kobe sucks? (Jealous much Oakland?)
3:33 Every time Drew throws it down everyone stands up for a round of applause. We have no idea why but it's fun.
Helzberg diamonds... kind of awesome.
2:31 MISS
1:03 Lamar, we reeeeeeeeally wish you wouldn't.
54.3 Jordan, we're always thankful you did.
6.2 Are Warriors fans aware that they look like a giant McDonald's camp out with those shirts on?
28-17 Lakers
And now for the obligatory lame-ass interview with the coach...
2nd Quarter
9:31 This is how you play a back to back. Holla for that!
Send Richard Jefferson to All Stars!
6:48 Tender Ronny... he's our only love.
4:18 Luke we also wish you wouldn't - though not as much as LO cause sometimes yours go in.
Oh snap, Walton made BOTH free throws.
3:05 Left handed but he shoulda gone right, sorry Golden State
Hey there's Mihms. He's still with the Laker's?
We only bring him up because it's funny to say "Mihms" like we're background on that "This is why I'm hott" track.
2:53 Reason #947498298u to hate on the announcing tonight "Why does he call Luke by his first name and Bynum by his last name?" The better question is "Why are we being forced to listen to him calling Luke by his first name and Bynum by his last name?" Lose the player mic's. Seriously.
1:19 SHOTS! Courtesy of Drew.
Baron Davis such a talented player... so strong... aaaaaaand a miss.
54-47 Lakers
Halftime
We don't care what happens right now it's dessert time here. Baked Alaska. Look it up and eat your heart out boys.
3rd Quarter
11:53 Futbol!
9:56 Say what LO?
8:33 That just got a collective "awww shit" grumble from the room.
7:57 Walton may not be too incredibly dependable these days but you do actually have to guard him or he'll pull shit like that on ya.
Maaaaan, this is like being on a teeter-totter/sea-saw.
6:34 Have a 5th and a seat Mr. Davis.
4:48 Pimp down, beer on my head, Luke at the line (he's doing well there tonight).
2:27 Drew is officially fierce.
The "Oh Christmas Tree" commercial just made for some wet seats in the house. That was downright shout-out-loud-wtf-hilarious. Play it again!
1:03 Compare that one from LO to...
30.8 (or something like that) ... that one from J.Far
0.0 LO must have heard us talkin' smack cause he made up for it
85-83 Lakers!
Enter technical difficulties with the idiotic interviews.
4th Quarter
10:48 All we need Lamar to do - feed.
9:39 What did you do Radman?
9:17 Farmar drops it in even when he looks like he might be falling over.
7:57 Kobe seems to be having um, crotch problems.
7:37 Now Ronny is down, he just recovered from a head injury. Ugh.
5:53 YEEEEEEEAAAAAH! D.Fish! (that almost sounds like de-fense)
3:29 Luke make the shots... ... ... wait for it... ... ... thank you :)
We don't wanna speak out of place but the Warriors are letting us trample them with a Kobe Brynt who's moving as well as Shaq.
2:38 Jackson manages to not pull a Bynum, but you can see he really wants to.
Tommy John surgery - there's a girl one of us used to know who talked every day about how she had Tommy John surgery. I can tell you every last detail of it if you wish. Let's have a shot to celebrate not having to know her anymore.
1:54 We don't like our games tied at this point.
1:27 This is why we love Derek Fisher.
16.7 ARE YOU KIDDING?
can't... type... must... watch...
6.1 PLEASE LAMAR PLEASE
108-106 Warriors? <-- unbelievable, simply unbelievable.
Final Comments
We had this one in the bag. In the bag, and then our poorly packed sack lunch fell out of the bottom. Thanks for nothing mom! This whole room seems to agree though, this loss felt better than last night's win.
The Trade Him Now award of the night: Lamar Odom. He may have played an okay game tonight, better than what he's been turning in lately but we're tired of having to bow/shake our heads in shame 3 out of every 4 times he has the ball in his hands. Why not just let Mihm play? Speaking of...
The "Hey there's that guy" award of the night: Chris Mihm. What position does he play? LBW (left bench warmer) is not an official position in the NBA rule book so we're really asking for an answer on this one. He would have gotten the Trade Him Now award except how the hell do you trade the towel boy?
The If We're Gonna Keep Depending on Lamar Odom We May As Well Play This Guy award of the night: Javaris Crittenton and Coby Karl can share tonight.
Our player of the night: Johnny Walker Black for keeping us entertained all night long. We're certain that had Mr. Black actually gotten some minutes tonight he would have brought it home for us.
Tonight we bring you the voice of many... we're at a viewing party. Pot luck of fine Italian foods, wine and beer. It may get rowdy, we may even forget to write anything at all. We watched the first of the back to backs on mute because who cares. We're definitely playing the Forum Blue Drinking Game. And heeeeeeere we go!
Tip Off
Luke, LO, KB, Drew, D.Fish
1st Quarter
11:30 We let em score on us already?
10:28 Luke dropped it like it was hot... not a good thing when it happens twice.
9:34 There are maybe 14 people here but we may as well be in the arena... we've already had beers dropped from edge of seat screaming/jumping. Not a GSW fan in sight!
5:37 Goddamnit!
Please note the time: this is how far we've made it without having to hear about the summer of discontent. ESPN > TNT, though not by much.
5:24 Kobe sucks? (Jealous much Oakland?)
3:33 Every time Drew throws it down everyone stands up for a round of applause. We have no idea why but it's fun.
Helzberg diamonds... kind of awesome.
2:31 MISS
1:03 Lamar, we reeeeeeeeally wish you wouldn't.
54.3 Jordan, we're always thankful you did.
6.2 Are Warriors fans aware that they look like a giant McDonald's camp out with those shirts on?
28-17 Lakers
And now for the obligatory lame-ass interview with the coach...
2nd Quarter
9:31 This is how you play a back to back. Holla for that!
Send Richard Jefferson to All Stars!
6:48 Tender Ronny... he's our only love.
4:18 Luke we also wish you wouldn't - though not as much as LO cause sometimes yours go in.
Oh snap, Walton made BOTH free throws.
3:05 Left handed but he shoulda gone right, sorry Golden State
Hey there's Mihms. He's still with the Laker's?
We only bring him up because it's funny to say "Mihms" like we're background on that "This is why I'm hott" track.
2:53 Reason #947498298u to hate on the announcing tonight "Why does he call Luke by his first name and Bynum by his last name?" The better question is "Why are we being forced to listen to him calling Luke by his first name and Bynum by his last name?" Lose the player mic's. Seriously.
1:19 SHOTS! Courtesy of Drew.
Baron Davis such a talented player... so strong... aaaaaaand a miss.
54-47 Lakers
Halftime
We don't care what happens right now it's dessert time here. Baked Alaska. Look it up and eat your heart out boys.
3rd Quarter
11:53 Futbol!
9:56 Say what LO?
8:33 That just got a collective "awww shit" grumble from the room.
7:57 Walton may not be too incredibly dependable these days but you do actually have to guard him or he'll pull shit like that on ya.
Maaaaan, this is like being on a teeter-totter/sea-saw.
6:34 Have a 5th and a seat Mr. Davis.
4:48 Pimp down, beer on my head, Luke at the line (he's doing well there tonight).
2:27 Drew is officially fierce.
The "Oh Christmas Tree" commercial just made for some wet seats in the house. That was downright shout-out-loud-wtf-hilarious. Play it again!
1:03 Compare that one from LO to...
30.8 (or something like that) ... that one from J.Far
0.0 LO must have heard us talkin' smack cause he made up for it
85-83 Lakers!
Enter technical difficulties with the idiotic interviews.
4th Quarter
10:48 All we need Lamar to do - feed.
9:39 What did you do Radman?
9:17 Farmar drops it in even when he looks like he might be falling over.
7:57 Kobe seems to be having um, crotch problems.
7:37 Now Ronny is down, he just recovered from a head injury. Ugh.
5:53 YEEEEEEEAAAAAH! D.Fish! (that almost sounds like de-fense)
3:29 Luke make the shots... ... ... wait for it... ... ... thank you :)
We don't wanna speak out of place but the Warriors are letting us trample them with a Kobe Brynt who's moving as well as Shaq.
2:38 Jackson manages to not pull a Bynum, but you can see he really wants to.
Tommy John surgery - there's a girl one of us used to know who talked every day about how she had Tommy John surgery. I can tell you every last detail of it if you wish. Let's have a shot to celebrate not having to know her anymore.
1:54 We don't like our games tied at this point.
1:27 This is why we love Derek Fisher.
16.7 ARE YOU KIDDING?
can't... type... must... watch...
6.1 PLEASE LAMAR PLEASE
108-106 Warriors? <-- unbelievable, simply unbelievable.
Final Comments
We had this one in the bag. In the bag, and then our poorly packed sack lunch fell out of the bottom. Thanks for nothing mom! This whole room seems to agree though, this loss felt better than last night's win.
The Trade Him Now award of the night: Lamar Odom. He may have played an okay game tonight, better than what he's been turning in lately but we're tired of having to bow/shake our heads in shame 3 out of every 4 times he has the ball in his hands. Why not just let Mihm play? Speaking of...
The "Hey there's that guy" award of the night: Chris Mihm. What position does he play? LBW (left bench warmer) is not an official position in the NBA rule book so we're really asking for an answer on this one. He would have gotten the Trade Him Now award except how the hell do you trade the towel boy?
The If We're Gonna Keep Depending on Lamar Odom We May As Well Play This Guy award of the night: Javaris Crittenton and Coby Karl can share tonight.
Our player of the night: Johnny Walker Black for keeping us entertained all night long. We're certain that had Mr. Black actually gotten some minutes tonight he would have brought it home for us.
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