We're not even blogging tonight because we're busy, but, we wanted to give a shout out to our combined players of the night: Kobe Bryant (over the head) --> Luke Walton (behind the back) --> Lamar Odom (for the dunk). Midway through the 3rd. Get There!
These boys played some ill ball tonight. Simply sick!
Top of the Western Conference what?
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Lakers vs. Blazers
A word before the game:
We've been gone for a minute, now we're back for the jump off...
Or something like that, but the real news here is that we've been winning!!!!
Tip Off
Bryant, Gasol, Odom, Fisher, Walton (don't let us down darlin')
Who is that we see boxing on the bench?
1st Quarter
11:14 Luuuuuuuke!
9:11 Boys are playing solid so far.
8:03 Don't make Kobe mad!
7:00 After a Walton sandwich during offense Luke must learn to pull up his pants, shorts, whatever.
5:52 Kobe's not hot.
4:22 Thas what ahm talkin' 'bout baby! (Please find an interview of Ronny saying this, it's our favorite thing to hear him say.)
It's pretty early yet but we'd like to see that score even up just a touch.
2:05 NO PUSHING!
1:57 Darling Luke?
We can't even be bothered to post the score because it's so so sad.
2nd Quarter
10:19 They need to put that Farmar catch/drop in in one of those NBA=Amazing commercials.
9:59 T-t-t-turiaf.
9:14 What a foul night.
9:09 What the hell?
7:44 That was the most painful thing in Laker history we've ever had to watch. 4 back to back shot clocks for the other team? Rebound, look it up Lakers.
5:57 PAU FOR THE "TAKE THAT!"
5:29 Put the kids to bed, Ronny and Sasha just turned this game into an adult show, nasty.
Outlaw? What an awesome name to have... is he married?
3:23 Shirtwatch: Walton. That thing is looking like a dress at this point sir.
Greg Oden looks OLD.
51-44 Them guys
Half Time
Were we confused tonight? This is a real game, it's not just for practice. We started coming back, made it back (Thanks Jordy), and then started going the other way. No more U Turns thanks... wait, one more and then that's it. Heres hoping the second half of this game doesn't suck because that would suck. We had something else to say but we forgot what it was. If anybody remembers please let us know.
Oh, right, did Kobe just tell Luke that it wasn't his fault he missed that last shot at the buzzer? It doesn't matter either way but we were just wondering, that's what we do.
3rd Quarter
Did Pau just wink at us?
11:38 We almost put that one down =/
11:17 Oh no, Lamar.
7:20 It's like nobody wants the ball. Hot potato.
It's best not to watch the 3rd quarter collapse too closely.
4:05 Somebody tell me how it is that Kobe just got the foul?
35.5 MVP
RONNY
67-65 Blazers
4th Quarter
11:49 Luke has the defeated look on his face. That's not good.
8:40 Sasha we saw you set your feet, what happened?
Farmar, Jordan: Awesome.
4:00 It's raining celebration.
3:05 What the hell? Emotional game much?
It's kinda funny watching the game with confetti falling in the foreground.
2:01 "Woooooo, wooooo". Kobe takes the foul with a Ronny-like fervor.
96-83 9 in a row baby!
Final Comments
We pulled it off in the end. Celebrating early thanks to Staples Center's in ability to keep the confetti under control.
The One Of Us Has A Headache And Doesn't Feel Like Giving Out Awards award: Silly Bitch. Sorry, I want nothing more than to go to sleep.
Our player of the night: Jordan Farmar. He single handedly brought us back into the game. Matching his career high, and it's hard to believe this is only his second year in the association. We love you Jordy. We want to live the Farm life.
We've been gone for a minute, now we're back for the jump off...
Or something like that, but the real news here is that we've been winning!!!!
Tip Off
Bryant, Gasol, Odom, Fisher, Walton (don't let us down darlin')
Who is that we see boxing on the bench?
1st Quarter
11:14 Luuuuuuuke!
9:11 Boys are playing solid so far.
8:03 Don't make Kobe mad!
7:00 After a Walton sandwich during offense Luke must learn to pull up his pants, shorts, whatever.
5:52 Kobe's not hot.
4:22 Thas what ahm talkin' 'bout baby! (Please find an interview of Ronny saying this, it's our favorite thing to hear him say.)
It's pretty early yet but we'd like to see that score even up just a touch.
2:05 NO PUSHING!
1:57 Darling Luke?
We can't even be bothered to post the score because it's so so sad.
2nd Quarter
10:19 They need to put that Farmar catch/drop in in one of those NBA=Amazing commercials.
9:59 T-t-t-turiaf.
9:14 What a foul night.
9:09 What the hell?
7:44 That was the most painful thing in Laker history we've ever had to watch. 4 back to back shot clocks for the other team? Rebound, look it up Lakers.
5:57 PAU FOR THE "TAKE THAT!"
5:29 Put the kids to bed, Ronny and Sasha just turned this game into an adult show, nasty.
Outlaw? What an awesome name to have... is he married?
3:23 Shirtwatch: Walton. That thing is looking like a dress at this point sir.
Greg Oden looks OLD.
51-44 Them guys
Half Time
Were we confused tonight? This is a real game, it's not just for practice. We started coming back, made it back (Thanks Jordy), and then started going the other way. No more U Turns thanks... wait, one more and then that's it. Heres hoping the second half of this game doesn't suck because that would suck. We had something else to say but we forgot what it was. If anybody remembers please let us know.
Oh, right, did Kobe just tell Luke that it wasn't his fault he missed that last shot at the buzzer? It doesn't matter either way but we were just wondering, that's what we do.
3rd Quarter
Did Pau just wink at us?
11:38 We almost put that one down =/
11:17 Oh no, Lamar.
7:20 It's like nobody wants the ball. Hot potato.
It's best not to watch the 3rd quarter collapse too closely.
4:05 Somebody tell me how it is that Kobe just got the foul?
35.5 MVP
RONNY
67-65 Blazers
4th Quarter
11:49 Luke has the defeated look on his face. That's not good.
8:40 Sasha we saw you set your feet, what happened?
Farmar, Jordan: Awesome.
4:00 It's raining celebration.
3:05 What the hell? Emotional game much?
It's kinda funny watching the game with confetti falling in the foreground.
2:01 "Woooooo, wooooo". Kobe takes the foul with a Ronny-like fervor.
96-83 9 in a row baby!
Final Comments
We pulled it off in the end. Celebrating early thanks to Staples Center's in ability to keep the confetti under control.
The One Of Us Has A Headache And Doesn't Feel Like Giving Out Awards award: Silly Bitch. Sorry, I want nothing more than to go to sleep.
Our player of the night: Jordan Farmar. He single handedly brought us back into the game. Matching his career high, and it's hard to believe this is only his second year in the association. We love you Jordy. We want to live the Farm life.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Lakers @ Suns
A word before the game:
Shaq < Kobe
Tip Off
Bryant, Fisher, Gasol, Odom, Radmonovich.
Not to contribute to the hype, but watching them do the obligatory "what up bro" thing before ball toss was kinda awesome.
1st Quarter
10:05 Shaq down! This is going to be a very nervous game...
7:35 That was almost a smooth one... almost but it's early. Wake up boys.
7:10 Quick, everybody yell like Coach.
BLOCKED
We're getting rather tired of talking about the pinky. Reporters don't need to have their fingers taped to prove the point.
3:26 Kobe vs. The Suns, literally.
1:55 This is not DJ's fault. Just keep watching.
Jordan looks taller, did he get his knees done?
1.8 Kobe Bryant fo dat azz! (" for that ass" for those who don't read street)
32-29 Llllllllllllllakers!
2nd Quarter
11:10 THE MACHINE
Note for the announcing staff: Sasha got over being an 11am shooter a bit earlier this season, let's stop talkng about it now mmmkay?
10:04 J. Farm from Walton. Good to see these two back from their great depressions.
Perhaps we only meant Jordan came back from his great depression?
Snooze fest
4:08 And we haven't been paying attention really because they won't stop talking about Shaq.
3:38 Shaq makin' those free throws just like always (which means he missed them).
1:59 Shirtwatch: Lamar. It's half in sideways and half out. ??
44.9 KOBE BRYANT puts Phoenix to shame.
39.9 And Nash for the miss, makes his little pre-free throw ritual look silly.
Sasha??? Oh... okay nevermind.
65-57 Lakers
Half Time
Pretty good job so far. We cannot let the 3rd Quarter Collapse grab us by the balls and hang us up. We are 2 quarters away from sweeping the series and making them eat our dust, I think they know this. Get it done. Get it done. Hear that? That's the sound of Bill Walton bustin' Shaq out on his free throws.
4, 857. Let's see, he's been in the league for 16 years? We don't know math much but that's like 303.56 per season. Which brings it down to somewhere around 4 per game if you believe that he's played in 82 games in each of his 16 years. If you believe that, that's a good stat. If you believe that.
3rd Quarter
Dear announcers: You may have to remind yourself that it's going to take time to see what Shaq can do but while you're doing that, we're spanking your precious precious Suns and remembering that one time when Pau played his first game with us and kicked the shit out of the Nets... we had to remind ourselves of that.
8:07 How much time are we going to give Grant Hill to set up for the 3?
6:36 Derek would be advised to watch his tone while talking to refs who make poor decisions.
5:00 Passed to Jackson, Phil... he doesn't play anymore so that's no good y'all.
Is it French or Italian, perhaps Fritalian?
4:11 Lamar should not act like a child because he misses easy shots. Someone should teach Phoenix fans how to properly give an MVP chant, they mostly suck at it. Good shot anyway Stevie.
1:24 Best jump ball ever in the history of ever.com, taking down the ref is always awesome.
95-91 Thanks to Pau!
4th Quarter
8:09 Oh shit. Give him a T, come on... it's no fun if the homies can't have none.
7:26 Somehow we knew it was going to go down like this, now we have to hold our breath. Tied.
6:18 Hmmm
6:03 Kobe. Like Nash. Only better.
3:58 Bell down! We're actually worried... he's kinda cute.
Oh shit... Shaq's elbow pretty much knocked him unconscious. Nooooo bueno.
3:14 Why do these guys need the jump ball situation explained to them every single time?
1:30 Shaq's been spending a lot of time on the ground tonight. Nice somersault though.
1:15 What's wrong D'antoni? Too much Laker momentum for you?
47.2 Shaq on the floor again.
14.3 The immediate foul is such a thing of desperation. We sincerely hope the Suns fans in attendance and not are enjoying this spanking.
2.6 This game is over. Congratulations Phoenix Suns, you suck. Even with Shaqie poo.
130-124 See above
Final Comments
The Ha Ha award of the night: Phoenix Suns, Phoenix Suns fans, Phoenix Suns "fans" who "go to the game" and post on myspace from their sidekicks about how they are at the game and love Steve Nash, can all share this one, no explanation needed right?
The Basketball Is Played Standing Up award of the night: Shaq. We should have taken shots each time the hit the floor.
The We Really Hope He's Okay award of the night: Raja Bell. Ouch!
Our Player of the Night award: Lamar Odom. Now that nobody is looking at him wondering what the matter could be, he's suddenly having the year of his life. Don't think we haven't been recognizing that. L.Odom! (say it with Ronny's accent for full effect)
Shaq < Kobe
Tip Off
Bryant, Fisher, Gasol, Odom, Radmonovich.
Not to contribute to the hype, but watching them do the obligatory "what up bro" thing before ball toss was kinda awesome.
1st Quarter
10:05 Shaq down! This is going to be a very nervous game...
7:35 That was almost a smooth one... almost but it's early. Wake up boys.
7:10 Quick, everybody yell like Coach.
BLOCKED
We're getting rather tired of talking about the pinky. Reporters don't need to have their fingers taped to prove the point.
3:26 Kobe vs. The Suns, literally.
1:55 This is not DJ's fault. Just keep watching.
Jordan looks taller, did he get his knees done?
1.8 Kobe Bryant fo dat azz! (" for that ass" for those who don't read street)
32-29 Llllllllllllllakers!
2nd Quarter
11:10 THE MACHINE
Note for the announcing staff: Sasha got over being an 11am shooter a bit earlier this season, let's stop talkng about it now mmmkay?
10:04 J. Farm from Walton. Good to see these two back from their great depressions.
Perhaps we only meant Jordan came back from his great depression?
Snooze fest
4:08 And we haven't been paying attention really because they won't stop talking about Shaq.
3:38 Shaq makin' those free throws just like always (which means he missed them).
1:59 Shirtwatch: Lamar. It's half in sideways and half out. ??
44.9 KOBE BRYANT puts Phoenix to shame.
39.9 And Nash for the miss, makes his little pre-free throw ritual look silly.
Sasha??? Oh... okay nevermind.
65-57 Lakers
Half Time
Pretty good job so far. We cannot let the 3rd Quarter Collapse grab us by the balls and hang us up. We are 2 quarters away from sweeping the series and making them eat our dust, I think they know this. Get it done. Get it done. Hear that? That's the sound of Bill Walton bustin' Shaq out on his free throws.
4, 857. Let's see, he's been in the league for 16 years? We don't know math much but that's like 303.56 per season. Which brings it down to somewhere around 4 per game if you believe that he's played in 82 games in each of his 16 years. If you believe that, that's a good stat. If you believe that.
3rd Quarter
Dear announcers: You may have to remind yourself that it's going to take time to see what Shaq can do but while you're doing that, we're spanking your precious precious Suns and remembering that one time when Pau played his first game with us and kicked the shit out of the Nets... we had to remind ourselves of that.
8:07 How much time are we going to give Grant Hill to set up for the 3?
6:36 Derek would be advised to watch his tone while talking to refs who make poor decisions.
5:00 Passed to Jackson, Phil... he doesn't play anymore so that's no good y'all.
Is it French or Italian, perhaps Fritalian?
4:11 Lamar should not act like a child because he misses easy shots. Someone should teach Phoenix fans how to properly give an MVP chant, they mostly suck at it. Good shot anyway Stevie.
1:24 Best jump ball ever in the history of ever.com, taking down the ref is always awesome.
95-91 Thanks to Pau!
4th Quarter
8:09 Oh shit. Give him a T, come on... it's no fun if the homies can't have none.
7:26 Somehow we knew it was going to go down like this, now we have to hold our breath. Tied.
6:18 Hmmm
6:03 Kobe. Like Nash. Only better.
3:58 Bell down! We're actually worried... he's kinda cute.
Oh shit... Shaq's elbow pretty much knocked him unconscious. Nooooo bueno.
3:14 Why do these guys need the jump ball situation explained to them every single time?
1:30 Shaq's been spending a lot of time on the ground tonight. Nice somersault though.
1:15 What's wrong D'antoni? Too much Laker momentum for you?
47.2 Shaq on the floor again.
14.3 The immediate foul is such a thing of desperation. We sincerely hope the Suns fans in attendance and not are enjoying this spanking.
2.6 This game is over. Congratulations Phoenix Suns, you suck. Even with Shaqie poo.
130-124 See above
Final Comments
The Ha Ha award of the night: Phoenix Suns, Phoenix Suns fans, Phoenix Suns "fans" who "go to the game" and post on myspace from their sidekicks about how they are at the game and love Steve Nash, can all share this one, no explanation needed right?
The Basketball Is Played Standing Up award of the night: Shaq. We should have taken shots each time the hit the floor.
The We Really Hope He's Okay award of the night: Raja Bell. Ouch!
Our Player of the Night award: Lamar Odom. Now that nobody is looking at him wondering what the matter could be, he's suddenly having the year of his life. Don't think we haven't been recognizing that. L.Odom! (say it with Ronny's accent for full effect)
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Lakers vs. Hawks
A word before the game:
It has been a loooooooooooong time since the boys have donned the Championship Gold uniforms, and damn it must feel good to finally get Pau in one! We wanted to be at Pau's welcome to LA Party but alas, the blogging duties call... or something like that. While you were sleeping, or avoiding the Grammy's or whatever - Luke decided to suck, Kwame and Javaris packed their bags, Kobe broked himself, Shaq took a long flight west and the world became a better place. At least one of those statements is not true.
Tip Off
Welcome to the second half of the season: The White Stripes covering Patti Page's "Conquest" (yes we're music buff's) as Pau's theme? Brilliant!
Kobe, Derek, Lamar, Pau, Vladimir
1st Quarter
Pau looks like sex in that home uniform.
10:44 Courtesy points!
10:28 Watching refs run - screaming we presume - away from the ball is the best.
9:27 Pau just dropped it off... me gusta Pau!
Why are we booing Bibby? I mean, what did he honestly do to us?
3:52 Derek down!
2:45 "When he punches that dance ticket... you'd better watch out" well said, remember how Kobe's finger is like broken?
Jordan with the steal!!!!
32 - 14 The Pau Gasol's
2nd Quarter
11:43 Luke nutmegs himself for what would have been an awesome awesome play, but Ronny doesn't get the finish.
10:25 Did Luke decide to recover from his loserville hangover during th break?
9:25 Pretty sure Sasha didn't even catch that one before he shot it.
"40-19 at the 8:50 mark of the sexin'... second."
8:08 Deeeeeeelaaaaaayed faaaaaaalllling.
7:20 JORDAN FARMAR
6:04 Walton just got excited. Looks like he's back! Phew (honestly we were about to give him the Hey there's that guy award tonight)
4:35 You guys can't let Kobe get away with that... well, I guess yes, yes you can, and thank you!
2:16 Welcome to the Lake show, these boys are tearin' it up!
1:02 Derek Fisher please get up...
Okay, he's okay, just being dramatic from what we can tell.
"Mike Woodson, wanna get away?" Even these guys are on it tonight!
73-37 Los Angeles
Half Time
Could that score even be real? Atlanta apparently got stuck in New Orleans, get that? Maybe they forgot to watch tapes? We expected them to be on Mike Bibby high tonight like we were when Pau arrived but, guess not? The dinner table is set, all we have to do is eat our vegetables in order to get dessert.
3rd Quarter
Holy monkey, we just checked and yes, that's the correct score.
9:18 Lamar? Radman? Hello?
7:06 L. Odom
5:08 HaHa!
4:43 KOBE BRYANT (that smile says it all)
Kobe can hit the showers now.
97-69 Smells like Champeenship Gold to us
4th Quarter
11:24 RONNY TURIAF
Can we get some Son of Karl action please?
Pau?
"Oh shit fuck" we can hear you...
5:35 Mbenga with the hustle play. We like him. Quite a bit.
2:43 I'm Coby Karl, I'm George's son! Also the second Laker (and maybe person?) to play a double header. D-Fender by day, Laker by night!
47.3 Karl with an And 1!
122 -93 Get There!
Final Comments
The "Where'd they go?" award of the night: Chris Mihm, Andrew Bynum, and Trevor Ariza get to share, we always get shots of them in their dresses but it's almost as if they weren't there tonight... oh wait...
The Broken Finger? award of the night: Kobe Bryant
The Best Name To Chant award of the night: Kobe/Coby
The It's Gotta Be Fun To Be That Guy award of the night: Coby Karl & Pau Gasol tie for this one as well.
Our Player of the night: Pau Ga-freakin-sol! We couldn't have asked for a better performance from his first home game. Get there with me Laker fans!
It has been a loooooooooooong time since the boys have donned the Championship Gold uniforms, and damn it must feel good to finally get Pau in one! We wanted to be at Pau's welcome to LA Party but alas, the blogging duties call... or something like that. While you were sleeping, or avoiding the Grammy's or whatever - Luke decided to suck, Kwame and Javaris packed their bags, Kobe broked himself, Shaq took a long flight west and the world became a better place. At least one of those statements is not true.
Tip Off
Welcome to the second half of the season: The White Stripes covering Patti Page's "Conquest" (yes we're music buff's) as Pau's theme? Brilliant!
Kobe, Derek, Lamar, Pau, Vladimir
1st Quarter
Pau looks like sex in that home uniform.
10:44 Courtesy points!
10:28 Watching refs run - screaming we presume - away from the ball is the best.
9:27 Pau just dropped it off... me gusta Pau!
Why are we booing Bibby? I mean, what did he honestly do to us?
3:52 Derek down!
2:45 "When he punches that dance ticket... you'd better watch out" well said, remember how Kobe's finger is like broken?
Jordan with the steal!!!!
32 - 14 The Pau Gasol's
2nd Quarter
11:43 Luke nutmegs himself for what would have been an awesome awesome play, but Ronny doesn't get the finish.
10:25 Did Luke decide to recover from his loserville hangover during th break?
9:25 Pretty sure Sasha didn't even catch that one before he shot it.
"40-19 at the 8:50 mark of the sexin'... second."
8:08 Deeeeeeelaaaaaayed faaaaaaalllling.
7:20 JORDAN FARMAR
6:04 Walton just got excited. Looks like he's back! Phew (honestly we were about to give him the Hey there's that guy award tonight)
4:35 You guys can't let Kobe get away with that... well, I guess yes, yes you can, and thank you!
2:16 Welcome to the Lake show, these boys are tearin' it up!
1:02 Derek Fisher please get up...
Okay, he's okay, just being dramatic from what we can tell.
"Mike Woodson, wanna get away?" Even these guys are on it tonight!
73-37 Los Angeles
Half Time
Could that score even be real? Atlanta apparently got stuck in New Orleans, get that? Maybe they forgot to watch tapes? We expected them to be on Mike Bibby high tonight like we were when Pau arrived but, guess not? The dinner table is set, all we have to do is eat our vegetables in order to get dessert.
3rd Quarter
Holy monkey, we just checked and yes, that's the correct score.
9:18 Lamar? Radman? Hello?
7:06 L. Odom
5:08 HaHa!
4:43 KOBE BRYANT (that smile says it all)
Kobe can hit the showers now.
97-69 Smells like Champeenship Gold to us
4th Quarter
11:24 RONNY TURIAF
Can we get some Son of Karl action please?
Pau?
"Oh shit fuck" we can hear you...
5:35 Mbenga with the hustle play. We like him. Quite a bit.
2:43 I'm Coby Karl, I'm George's son! Also the second Laker (and maybe person?) to play a double header. D-Fender by day, Laker by night!
47.3 Karl with an And 1!
122 -93 Get There!
Final Comments
The "Where'd they go?" award of the night: Chris Mihm, Andrew Bynum, and Trevor Ariza get to share, we always get shots of them in their dresses but it's almost as if they weren't there tonight... oh wait...
The Broken Finger? award of the night: Kobe Bryant
The Best Name To Chant award of the night: Kobe/Coby
The It's Gotta Be Fun To Be That Guy award of the night: Coby Karl & Pau Gasol tie for this one as well.
Our Player of the night: Pau Ga-freakin-sol! We couldn't have asked for a better performance from his first home game. Get there with me Laker fans!
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Lakers @ Hawks
This should be an interesting game, unlike the game yesterday. It could go either way, Kobe with the finger thing, Pau, the back to back...
This game is halfway over and Kobe's been standing around watching much the way his team used to watch him.
Luke seems to be having a good night. Which is good.
Not much commentary from us tonight because... well, because we are actually paying attention to the game instead of talking about uniforms and hairstyles.
The second unit gets a spanking from PB&J (well, Luke did), and then they go out and turn it around, but then the first unit comes in and uh... drops the ball. Literally.
Sasha needs one of those fancy adding machines, so he can know how many points he needs to score. Poor guy. But that's okay, maybe next time.
Me gustas Pau!
Our player of the night: Luke Walton for finally having a pretty okay night. It might seem odd to reward mediocrity with a POTN but, he has the highest +/- and we've been waiting for quite some time for him to not suck.
This game is halfway over and Kobe's been standing around watching much the way his team used to watch him.
Luke seems to be having a good night. Which is good.
Not much commentary from us tonight because... well, because we are actually paying attention to the game instead of talking about uniforms and hairstyles.
The second unit gets a spanking from PB&J (well, Luke did), and then they go out and turn it around, but then the first unit comes in and uh... drops the ball. Literally.
Sasha needs one of those fancy adding machines, so he can know how many points he needs to score. Poor guy. But that's okay, maybe next time.
Me gustas Pau!
Our player of the night: Luke Walton for finally having a pretty okay night. It might seem odd to reward mediocrity with a POTN but, he has the highest +/- and we've been waiting for quite some time for him to not suck.
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Lakers @ Nets
Popozao time... Pau is starting! Tonight is already shaping up to be magical. The San Diego roommates get to play together...
Or maybe not because 24 (R. Jeff) just went down at the top of the 1st and 4 (Luke) is still on the bench. At least they got to hug before the game right?
Damn it's heard not to smile while watching this. So often new players from a trade are scrutinied heavily during their first game with the team but Pau is in a spot where he can do no wrong. He's even picked up the Triangle pretty well for having had 1.5 practices at it.
Even over on the bench nursing 2 fouls, Pau makes us smile. Why are they making us watch these people running around the court, let's just watch what Pau does.
Strahan!!!! He also, can do absolutely no wrong right now. In fact, Mr. Strahan, will you marry us?
Kobe's finger = :(
Nothing worse than watching one of your players making that face while being attended to by the athletic trainer... or actually, making that face any time.
We can't recall if it's just because he hasn't had enough people chillin' on the bench or if it's because he's Phil Jackson and doesn't feel like it but there hasn't been a lot of substitution on the Lakers roster this year. There has been a lot of substitution tonight.
Derek Fisher, we understand he's amazing tonight, but we've only got eyes for Pau Pow. We looked away for a second and we see Luke looking scrawny, is he not eating? See, that's why we need to continue with Pau watch 2008. Well, I guess he ate enough to alley oop to Kobe, good deal Walton, just don't go all manorexic on us.
Manorexia is getting physical tonight.
3:46 in the fourth: VIVA PAU! Pretty sure that's what everyone in our favorite colors just said during their jumping, chest bumping, screaming, smiling fit of joy. Kobe's dancing. Could this night get any better?
1:05: Isn't it time for Coby Karl to play? Gotta love the Net's cheering for Kobe like that while he walks off the floor.
Post game interview with Kobe: Wow. We don't think we've ever seen him this happy. EVER. When asked if it felt good to score only 6 points and still get a victory? "You have NO idea... there is a God". We could marry this Kobe Bryant. Tears of joy!
Our Player of the Night: Pau Ga-fuckin-sol! We don't even need an explanation, anyone who can make Kobe that excited is a deity in our book.
Or maybe not because 24 (R. Jeff) just went down at the top of the 1st and 4 (Luke) is still on the bench. At least they got to hug before the game right?
Damn it's heard not to smile while watching this. So often new players from a trade are scrutinied heavily during their first game with the team but Pau is in a spot where he can do no wrong. He's even picked up the Triangle pretty well for having had 1.5 practices at it.
Even over on the bench nursing 2 fouls, Pau makes us smile. Why are they making us watch these people running around the court, let's just watch what Pau does.
Strahan!!!! He also, can do absolutely no wrong right now. In fact, Mr. Strahan, will you marry us?
Kobe's finger = :(
Nothing worse than watching one of your players making that face while being attended to by the athletic trainer... or actually, making that face any time.
We can't recall if it's just because he hasn't had enough people chillin' on the bench or if it's because he's Phil Jackson and doesn't feel like it but there hasn't been a lot of substitution on the Lakers roster this year. There has been a lot of substitution tonight.
Derek Fisher, we understand he's amazing tonight, but we've only got eyes for Pau Pow. We looked away for a second and we see Luke looking scrawny, is he not eating? See, that's why we need to continue with Pau watch 2008. Well, I guess he ate enough to alley oop to Kobe, good deal Walton, just don't go all manorexic on us.
Manorexia is getting physical tonight.
3:46 in the fourth: VIVA PAU! Pretty sure that's what everyone in our favorite colors just said during their jumping, chest bumping, screaming, smiling fit of joy. Kobe's dancing. Could this night get any better?
1:05: Isn't it time for Coby Karl to play? Gotta love the Net's cheering for Kobe like that while he walks off the floor.
Post game interview with Kobe: Wow. We don't think we've ever seen him this happy. EVER. When asked if it felt good to score only 6 points and still get a victory? "You have NO idea... there is a God". We could marry this Kobe Bryant. Tears of joy!
Our Player of the Night: Pau Ga-fuckin-sol! We don't even need an explanation, anyone who can make Kobe that excited is a deity in our book.
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